I’m not happy about it, but I do recognize it. At least it’s a first step.
Standing in McCarren Park
Without turning my head I can see people: jogging, biking, playing baseball, handball, volleyball, basketball, and tennis.
#I’mdrinkingabeer
Oh, hipsters. You are silly creatures.
Actual conversation overheard on the L train between two hipster dudes:
Hipster Dude 1: I’m telling you man, we’re gonna be like the Velvet Underground. Our music won’t be legendary or whatever, but it will influence tons of other bands.
Hipster Dude 2: Dude, the Velvet Underground sucks.
HD1: Fuck off dude! Go listen to your Adele records.
HD2: I don’t own any of her music, but she has something that the Velvet Underground didn’t have: talent.
HD1: Her music is garbage!
HD2: That may be, but she has a special, special gift. Her voice is ridic!
HD1: Yeah but her music sucks!
(this went on for a long time)

